Proteus
Sight of Proteus
It is
the 22nd century, and humans can use a
mixture of bio-feedback and chemotherapy to change their appearance and
physical abilities. These changes are regulated by the Office of Form
Control. Wolf Bey is the head of Form Control, and he has detected a
scientist who is attempting radical and illegal form changes. This
person is possibly using DNA from the inhabitants of a planet which
exploded 16 million years before to enhance human performance. Wolf
pursues the scientist through the solar system to find the secrets of
the methods that he is using to bring about his very unusual form
changes.
Proteus
Unbound
Plagued by
recurring hallucinations, Wolf hooked himself up to a dream machine to
escape. Next thing he knew, he was off Earth, racing to solve the
form-change problem, dodging anti-Earth rebels, and hunting the Dancing
Man himself.
Proteus
Combined (Sight of & Unbound)
Proteus
in the Underworld
Jupiter

Higher
Education
Vincent
Di Fate |

The
Billion
Dollar Boy
Vincent Di Fate |

Putting Up
Roots
Vincent
Di Fate |

The Cyborg
From Earth
Vincent Di Fate |
Jupiter
Higher Education
w/Jerry Pournell
When
a misfired practical joke gets him kicked out of school, Rick
Luban thinks he has nowhere to go but down. Instead, he gets a second
chance--and a whole new life--when he signs up for a career in asteroid
mining.
But
life in space proves more challenging than Rick
expected. Competition is intense and the harsh realties of space allow
no room for error. On his way to a brighter future, Rick faces ever
more demanding tests, as well as the very real dangers of sabotage and
murder.
The Billion
Dollar Boy
Shelby
Cheever V is a spoiled brat. He is also the richest kid in the country.
Actually, make that the universe.
Bored with his all-the-amusements-money-can-buy life, he decides on a
bit of interstellar action, Shelby-style. But it turns out life on a
starship is not all fun and games. As part of a crew, Shelby has a few
things to learn. Like, how to follow
orders
instead of simply giving
orders.
Can Shelby learn how to cooperate with his crewmates?
He
may not have a choice. When Shelby becomes the target of a
hostage-for-ransom scheme, he'll need all the help he can get.
Putting Up Roots
When
Josh and his autistic cousin Dawn are sent to the planet Solferino,
they join a group of kids already working for an interplanetary
conglomerate stationed there. Assured by the bosses that no intelligent
life exists on Solferino, Josh and Dawn come to suspect otherwise.
Especially when Dawn makes contact with one of the creatures, a
creature with whom she shares a mysterious ability to communicate.
With
the corporation pressuring them, Josh and Dawn are drawn into a battle
to save the creatures. And, it turns out, to save themselves.
The Cybourg From
Earth
Jeff
Kopal is heir to a powerful military family. He's got everything
going for him. Except one thing: Jeff is a total screw-ups. His family
has had it. So when Jeff blows off his naval entrance exams he figures
his future is basically kaput. Instead, he is being sent by the navy
into deep space to deal with rebellious cyborgs. How did that happen?
Jeff
will have to find out before it's too late. Otherwise, He may become
the pawn in someone else's dangerous-and very deadly-game.
Heritage
Universe

Summertide
Barclay
Shaw |

Divergence
Barclay
Shaw |

Convergence
Gary
L Freeman |

Transvergence
Dru Blair |

Resurgence
Bob Eggleton |
Heritage
Universe
Summertide
It
was just before Summertide, the time when the twin planets, Opal and
Quake, would orbit closest to their sun, subjecting both - Quake in
particular - to vast tidal forces. It was to be the most violent
Summertide ever, creating something that only happened every 350,000
years.
Access to the unstable Quake
was supposed to be prohibited, but some
very insistent travelers were determined to make the trip. Professor
Darya Lang, who studied artifacts left by the long-vanished aliens
called the Builders, had a hunch that she might find the Builders
themselves. Louis Nenda and the Cecropian Atvar H'sial had their own
interests in Quake, and would do anything to get there. And Councilor
Julius Graves was hunting murderers - if they were hiding on Quake, he
would find them.
Planetary Administrators Hans
Rebka and Max Perry had no choice but to
go to Quake - risking their lives to protect the others - and to learn,
just maybe, the secret of Summertide and the Builders.
Divergence
For
millennia, humankind and the other intelligent races have
studied the bizarre and unfathomable constructs of the legendary beings
known as the Builders. But for all that study, they are still no closer
to figuring out who - or what - the Builders have been, or where they
have gone. Then, on the world called Quake, in the midst of the violent
planetary upheaval that is Summertide, a small group of humans and
aliens witness the culmination of all those years of watching and
waiting: the planet Quake opens up, and something comes out - and it
looks as if, at long last, the discovery of the Builders themselves is
at hand.
All her life, Darya Lang has
dreamed of finding the Builders, whose
artifacts she has single-handedly cataloged for the rest of the
universe. Troubleshooter and adventurer Hans Rebka has his own dreams
of unraveling the mystery of those artifacts. To Louis Nenda and the
Cecropian Atvar H'sial, the Builder artifacts represent a
once-in-a-lifetime shot at untold wealth. And close behind them come
the others: Councilor Julius Graves, who does not trust anyone else to
make first contact unassisted; the slaves J'merlia and Kallik, who
crave only a reunion with their masters; and the embodied computer E.C.
Tally, charged with finding out just what the rest are up to.
The trail that begins at Quake
leads to unexpected Builder artifacts
full of traps for the unwary and answers for those who know how to ask
the questions. But the biggest question of all will remain an enigma,
while their search unleashes the greatest threat to civilization ever
imagined...
Convergence
Convergence
Humans first
reached out to the stars traveling at a painfully slow
sublight crawl - then they found the Bose network, which allowed ships
to jump instantaneously from one node in the galactic arm to another.
Once in the network they found the Artifacts: enigmatic structures,
millions of years old, left by a vanished race. Incomprehensible to
both human and non-human minds, the Artifacts seemingly defy natural
law.Now, after millions of years, a new Artifact has appeared - and
previously discovered Artifacts are showing strange changes in their
inexplicable activities. When a motley crew of human and alien
scientists and adventurers set out to examine still more Artifacts,
they should have considered the fact that some changes are more
dangerous than others...
Transvergence
(Transcendence & Convergence)
Resurgence
THE GALAXY'S
IN DANGER—SEND FOR
HANS REBKA
Hans Rebka, interstellar troubleshooter, thought
he had done it all by
now—not only solving the mystery of the gigantic Artifacts which a
vanished race called the Builders had left behind millions of years
ago, but also preventing the warlike and tyrannical Zardalu from
regaining their onetime dominance of the galaxy. He figured he was
entitled to work on smaller problems that only involved one planet at a
time. Unfortunately, he is about to find that his earlier exploits were
only a warm-up for the main event.
In the Sagittarius Arm of the galaxy, something
is destroying whole
stellar systems. Only the Builders could have the power to snuff out
whole stars and planets, but if the mysterious super-race has returned,
why should they bring a wave of cosmic destruction with them? Has a
new, malevolent super-race arisen?
Rebka reassembles his old motley crew of humans
and aliens to
investigate. But when they arrive in the beleagured spiral arm, they
become trapped on a planet directly in the path of destruction. And
they must escape, for they have learned the secret of the destroyed
star systems: a battle is beginning that will determine the ultimate
fate of the galaxy itself.
Cold as Ice

Cold as Ice
Vincent
Di Fate |

The Ganymede
Club
John
Berkey |

Dark as Day
Vincent Di Fate |
Cold as Ice (1992)
Twenty-five
years after the great interplanetary
war in which nine billion people were killed, Cyrus Mobarak is
determined to bring human settlement to the protected seas of Europa.
The Ganymede
Club (1995)
A
tale of the years immediately following the Great War, a
horrifying spasm that was over in weeks, but killed half the human
race.
Lola Belman was a refugee. She and her younger brother were on
one of the last ships to leave Earth as
the bombs began to fall; by the time they left lunar orbit, they were
orphans. Lola is now praticing as a therapist
on Ganymede, and she has a new patient
whose past is a mystery.
During those years of chaos, many records were lost and
histories forgotten, and it was an ideal time for anyone who wanted to
conceal his or her identity. Now there is a small, dangerous group who
will stop at nothing to keep Lola from exploring the past and discover
their existence.
Dark as Day
(2002)
Alex
Ligon, heir to a multiplanetary fortune,
develops a population-expansion model that suggests the human race is
doomed. Milly Wu, newly arrived at the SETI project base, believes she
has detected the signals of intelligent aliens. And eccentric and
reclusive mathematician Rustum Battachariya, who collects Great War
hardware the way some people nowadays collect World War II relics,
stumbles on something rather more dangerous: a weapon that can destroy
the sun.
Novels

Aftermath
Paul
Youll |

Starfire
(sequel to Aftermath)
Vincent
Di Fate |

The Web
Between Worlds
Boris
Vallejo
|

Brother to
Dragons
Stephen
Hickman |

Tomorrow
and
Tomorrow
Peter
Elson
|

My Brother's
Keeper
Gary Ruddell |

The Mind
Pool//The Nimrod Hunt
David
Mattingly |

Spheres of
Heaven
(sequel to the Mind Pool)
Bob Eggleton |

Godspeed
Vincent
Di Fate |

The Amazing
Dr. Darwin
Bob Eggleton |

Trader's World |

Between the Strokes of Night |

The
Selkie |
Novels
The Web
Between the Worlds (1979)
Rob
Merlin was the best engineer who had ever lived. That was why "The
King of Space" had to have him for the most spectacular construction
project ever -- even though Rob was a potentially fatal threat to his
power...
Thus
begins a breakthrough novel by the former President of the American
Astronautical Society, about an idea whose time has come: a shimmering
bridge between Earth and space that mankind will climb to the stars!
The Selkie
(1982) with David Bischoff
Mary
Willis comes from America to Scotland to join her husband who is
working on an engineerng project in a rugged coastal village. It is
here that she meets Jamie McPherson and is swept up in a love beyond
imagination. Mary is sure she has know him through the depths of time,
feels he is intoxicating her senses commanding her will, consuming her
body and soul. And she is always ready for him, this stranger cloaked
in a beauty that is more than human.. until, little by little, she
uncovers the nature of his dark and terrible secret..
My Brother's
Keeper (1982)
The
story takes place in approximately 2000 from the perspective of the
early 80s. The hero of the story is a professional concert pianist, who
has a twin brother who does mysterious work for the US State Department. The brothers are in a helicopter
crash and in order for one of them to survive, doctors use experimental
neurosurgery
to combine parts of their remaining brains. When the patient awakens,
the pianist brother is in control of the body, but has access to his
brother's memories and realizes he must complete the spy's last mission
for him.
Between
the Strokes of Night (1985)
TO
DEFEAT THE IMMORTALS,
YOU
MUST BECOME AN IMMORTAL
After
the Nuclear Spasm in the 21st century, homo sapiens was extinct,
save for a tiny remnant scattered in small, primitive space colonies.
At first Solar Humanity had only one goal: survival. But when the
battle for existence was won, humankind began moving outward in slow,
multi-generation space ships, and as the millennia passed, planet-based
civilizations emerged in many star systems.
In
the year 27,698 A.D., to these new worlds come the Immortals, beings
with strange ties to ancient Earth, beings who seem to live forever,
who can travel light years in days—and who use their strange powers to
control the existence of ordinary mortals.
On
the planet Pentecost, a small group sets out to find and challenge
the Immortals. But in the search they themselves are changed: as
Immortals, they discover a new threat, not just to themselves, but to
the galaxy itself.
The Nimrod
Hunt (1986)/The Mind
Pool (1993)
Morgan
Constructs were created to defend the edges of space.. now they
have turned on their creators and fled.. and they must be hunted down
and destroyed before they destroy the universe!
My
Brother's Keeper (1986)
TIME-SHARING
TWINS Lionel Salkind was a rising musical star. His twin
brother, Leo Foss, was a researcher in government work that he couldn't
talk about. Then the helicopter they were flying crashed. When he woke
up, Lionel learned that both he and Leo had sustained fatal injuries,
and he was only alive because the surgeon had used organs from Leo to
repair Lionel's slightly less damaged body. More than half of Lionel's
brain was gone, and had been replaced with Leo's. Lionel, in fact, had
be. . .
Trader's
World (1988)
A
young man raised by the powerful Trader's Guild in a world
drastically changed by nuclear war discovers that his business of
negotiation masks a hidden agenda.
Brother
to
Dragons (1992)
Brother
To Dragons is the story of a man born in the midst of a
terrible time, in a deep city charity ward with extreme birth defects.
Early in life he is, without knowing it, exposed to the illegal drug
trade, because of which he ends up in a supposedly unescapable juvenile
delinquint house with purposely lethal conditions, but somehow manages
to escape. He then spends about ten years as a multi-lingual street
vendor, until the government pulls him out by way of blackmail (his
recent first love was, without the protagonist's knowing it, a member
of an important political family). The government then uses him to find
out what's going on in the country's biggest complete security
prison/Toxic And Nuclear Disposal Installation facility. He comes back
not only with what he was sent for, but also with a way to save the
world, which he himself puts into action shortly before dying.
Godspeed
(1993)
The Godspeed Drive. It is the faster
than-than-light spaceship drive that made human colonization of the
galaxy possible. But it was not invented by humans - it was found in
the wreck of an alien ship that drifted into the solar system. No
understood everything about how it worked, but it linked a hundred star
systems together, and made even marginal planets like Erin in the
Maveen system habitable.
But one day the Godspeed ships stopped coming. Erin
and the
Forty Worlds around Maveen were cut off from Interstellar commerce,
confined to the slow insystem shuttles that were the only spaceships
that were left at Muldoon Port.
Jay Hara grew up on isolated Erin, longing for the
legendary
days when Godspeed ships spanned the galaxy, and a young man's dreams
could take him to the stars. So when an old, sick spacer named Paddy
Enderton showed Jay some very strange devices and told him that he had
found a Godspeed base out in the asteroid belt, Jay was eager to
believe, despite the doubts of his uncle Duncan and his friend, Dr.
Eileen Xavier. But when Jay's farm was raided, his animals killed and
his mother beaten, by men searching for Enderton, he became convinced
that there was some truth in Enderton's ravings.
They
won financing from the university, and have chartered a
ship to take them out to the asteroid belt, in search of a small moving
rock marked as Paddys Fortune in Enderton's navigation device. But the
ship is not what they think it is. And the crew and captain have a very
different, and deadly, agenda once they find the Godspeed base.
The Judas
Cross (1994) with David Bischoff
In
France during the First World War, Marquis Louis Villette is
Guardian of the Cross--made of the silver Judas earned for betraying
Christ. The Cross holds captive the soul of the fallen disciple and has
unspeakable powers. To save France, Villette can use the Cross, but in
exchange the Cross demands the slaughter of innocents and the souls of
those Villette has sworn to protect.
Tomorrow
and Tomorrow (1997)
A
man from Earth's distant past is humanity's only hope for a future...
Drake
Merlin's wife, the love of his life, is dying of a rare, fatal disease
for which there is no cure. Not now, in the 21st century. But surely in
the future...
For
Drake there is only one solution: have Ana's
body frozen until she can be cured. And he will go with her into the
cryowomb. It is a desperate gamble born of folly, obsession...and love.
Thus
begins an epic journey across eons, as Drake is revived again and
again, only to find that Ana is beyond help. Millions of years past his
first sleep, he learns there is hope for her restoration--at the Omega
Point, where the universe collapses, merging past and present. But
first he will be awakened to become humanity's unwilling savior. For an
alien menace is laying the solar system to waste, and only an
anachronism from the days of human barbarism can save an enlightened
race....
Aftermath
(1998)
In 2026, the Earth faces an unexpected disaster.
A
supernova in the nearby Alpha Centauri system has apparently wiped out
nearly
every electronic component on the planet, leaving human civilization
paralyzed.
Phones don't work, transportation grinds to a halt, and essential
services such
as medical care are thrown back into the Stone Age. As the world tries
to cope
with this technological cut-off, a man dying of cancer begins a journey
to save
his life and that of his fellow patients, a master criminal escapes a
sentence
of "judiciary sleep," a returning Mars expedition faces what looks like
certain
death, and U.S. president Saul Steinmetz strives to keep his country
from
falling apart.
Starfire
(1999)
Earth has been ravaged by galactic disaster - but
the real devastation is yet to come.
The end draws nigh...
The year is 2053, and Earth has barely recovered from
the Alpha
Centauri supernova that destroyed much of the planet's infrastructure.
Now the supernova's residual effect - a storm of high-energy particles
- is racing toward Earth, and an international effort has been launched
out of the Sky City space colony to save the planet. But the
controversial plan - to build a giant protective shield for Earth - is
falling dangerously behind schedule. A series of unexplained murders
has disrupted the Sky City workforce, so much so that a brilliant but
monstrous criminal has been enlisted to track down the Sky City killer.
Then comes more startling news. Evidence indicates
that the
original supernova was caused deliberately, and that the lethal
particle storm will arrive sooner than anyone expected. But who - or
what - tried to destroy the Earth? And will the answer come in time to
save it from its final apocalypse?
Spheres of
Heaven (2001)
Spacer
Chan Dalton is torn between two masters.
The pacifist aliens who hold Earth under Quarantine want him to find
out why their starships have been disappearing in the Geyser Swirl, the
Bermuda Triangle of the galaxy. Earth's military, which has secretly
discovered a way to break the quarantine, assumes that someone out
there is making ships vanish, including Earth's, and wants Dalton to
find the culprits and hopefully stop them - with extreme prejudice, if
necessary.
The
trouble is, the aliens hold the taking of intelligent life, even in
selfdefense, to be the greatest of sins. It was Earth's violent ways
(in defense of the damned pacifist aliens!) that led to the quarantine
in the first place - and if Dalton is forced to fight, it will unveil,
and so destroy, Earth's final chance to reach for the stars again.
So
when Dalton does indeed discover the hostile invaders responsible
for the lost starships, he is faced with an impossible decision: Fight
and lose access to space forever; or allow a rapacious enemy to run
riot over all that he holds dear...
The
Amazing Dr. Darwin (2002)
NOT
THAT DARWIN—HIS GRANDFATHER!
18th Century
Europe: It is an age when superstition is beginning to give way to the
force of human reason, and no man so fully embodies the spirit of the
times as Dr. Erasmus Darwin. Thinker, healer, and explorer of the
bizarre and the seemingly supernatural, no mystery can stand for long
against Darwin’s enlightened analysis. And there are far more mysteries
than history knows.. . .
For
Erasmus Darwin’s world is filled with oddities that most cannot
believe: from unknown beings lurking just outside the boundaries of
civilization, to anomalies that even the greatest natural philosophers
will be hard-pressed to explain, to mysterious deaths that give rise to
fears of malevolent sorcery.
And
when the renowned Dr. Darwin is called upon to heal a man dying of
an ailment that seems impossible, he has no idea that it is the
beginning of a quest that will lead him to the darkest corners of
Europe, and a stunning encounter with the most famous inhabitant of a
certain Scottish loch...
Collections

Georgia on
my Mind |

The Compleat
McAndrew
Dru Blair |
Vectors (1979)
Hidden Variables
(1981)
Erasmus Magister
(1982)
The McAndrew
Chronicles (1983)
Georgia On My
Mind, and Other Places (1996)
The
Compleat McAndrew (2000)
Presenting the space adventures of
Arthur Morton McAndrew, space-time
expert and scientist extraordinaire, and his long-suffering companion,
spaceship skipper Jeanie Roker. Jeanie first met McAndrew on a routine
run to Titan and quickly learned he was a genius of the caliber of
Newton or Einstein. When McAndrew invented a space drive that let frail
humans survive hundreds of gravities of acceleration, he disappeared
while testing it, and Jeanie had to find him, using a trail of cryptic
messages he had left behind.That was the beginning of a beautiful
friendship, in spite of the gray hairs that Jeanie began accumulating
as a result of McAndrew's impractical nature and his talent for getting
himself into trouble with much more practical villains, such as..
Roker & McAndrew
The Killing Vector (1978)
Moment of Inertia (1980)
All the Colours of the Vacuum (1981)
The Manna Hunt (1982)
Rogueworld (1983)
The Hidden Matter of McAndrew (1992)
The Invariants of Nature (1993)
With McAndrew, Out of Focus (1999)
Anthology

How to
Save the World
David Mattingly
|
How to Save the World (1999)
You
want a theme anthology? You got one. Sheffield has gathered some of
SF's brightest names
-- including James P. Hogan, Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, Geoffrey
Landis, Barry Malzberg,
and Lawrence Watt-Evans -- to take a look at possible solutions for the
world's woes.
"Outrageous times call for outrageous measures. From the terraforming
of Titan to viruses that alter
wrongdoers' DNA, from legalized electronic dueling to contraceptives
that select for sex, here is a
fistful of provocative, engaging, and above all entertaining tales of
Big Science brought to bear on
the woes of the world."
"Waiting
for
the Riddlers" © 1997 by Charles Sheffield, first appeared in
Analog, Marh 1997 issue. Permission was received from the author
to reprint his
story.
Humans and Riddlers may
have misunderstood each other from the first moment of
contact. That is one conclusion of this report. It is also,
if I may be allowed to interpolate a personal statement as the official
head of Earth's delegation, our probable best hope.
The problem was
partly one of expectations. Mile-long spaceships, vast flotillas,
girdling Earth in their thousands and bristling with weapons; subtle
etheral messages, drifting in as radio signals from the stars and
requiring painstaking decoding after their detection.
Sorry; none of the
above. No one, in all the millions of words written about first
contact, had told us to be ready for a single, stubby vessel. No
one had told us to look for four fronded purple plants sitting in
garbage cans of dark soil.
Even after the first
shock, we didn't do well. How was our delegation to know that the
plants were no more than a habitation, and the Riddlers themselves
comprised a commensal intelligent muti-cell mold that lived among the
roots?
Luckily, they took
it very well. Maybe I should say, we thought they took it well;
with the Riddlers, you could never be sure of their
thinking. I can be sure, though, that their interpretive
equipment produced a most realistic chuckle of amusement when I
explained our misunderstanding.
"Not a
problem," it said. "It takes all sorts to make a
Galaxy. This won't count against you when it comes to acceptance
within the Federation. Why, we doubt if we'll even bother to
report it."
Words intended to
reassure (I think) but also enough to alarm me and the other five
delegation members who had flown with me up to the Riddler ship.
"What will count
against us?"
"Very few
things. Of course, it would be a mistake to fire any more of
those silly nuclear rockets at us. A number of Federation members
strongly believe that new applicants ought to be potty-trained before
they are considered eligible for admission. But we happen to
believe other criteria are more important. Go back home and
wait. We will beam down to you three questions, in increasing
order of difficulty. Your answers, provided to us in each case
within twenty-four hours of asking, will be used to decide your
eligibility."
Note that they did
not say "riddles." The name that the media of earth gave them,
the Riddlers, came about only because of their first questions.
They termed it the establishing question.
"What is it that
walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three
legs in the evening?"
An odd beginning,
for beings with no legs at all. Or was that itself a hint,
offered to us at the very start? I've often wondered about what,
a hundred times. Suppose the tubs of soil and the fronded plants
housed nothing but tranmission and receiving equipment, and the
Riddlers themselves remained far away? Suppose they did not want
us to know their true shapes, for good and sufficient reason?
Those suspicions
only came to me later. At the time the question seemed so simple
and familiar that we were at first reluctant to give the answer.
However, we couldn't
think of any sensible alternative, so twelve hours after we received
their tansmission I sent out the answer to what has been known to
humans for four thousand years as the Riddle of the Sphinx: "The
creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the
afternoon, and three
legs in the evening is a human being."
"Thank you."
Their reply came at once, "Sounds fine to us, but if you will please
wait . . . "
What alternative did
we have? Their ship zipped away from Earth orbit, with an
acceleration that made it clear they had the inertialess drive we have
wanted for so long. One day later the Riddlers were back.
"The second question
we'll term the question of judgment," they said. "Who is
the greatest human who has ever lived? It is desirable that
humans agree on the answer that you provide to us."
If the first problem
had been trivially easy, this one was impossibly hard. The
greatest human? What did the adjective mean? Was it a trick
question? Did all
humans have to agree on the answer? How significant was the fact
that the Riddlers had giggled in the middle of the transmission?
We had twenty-four
hours. We would have spent twenty-four years without reaching a
consensus. We didn't know how the Riddlers judged greatness, and
requests for clarification
produced no answer from them. Greatness might be scientific,
artistic or religious. It could mean the tallest or fatest
human. It might be in terms of all-around accomplishments, rather
than achievement in only one field. It could even mean -- though
no one but Admiral
Rawson supported the idea -- the most successful military conqueror.
The arguments back
on Earth were horrendous. Twenty-two hours of heated discussion
produced bunches of candidate names. Christ, Shakspeare,
Napoleon, Mozart, Newton, Confucius, Bach, Moses, Da Vinci, Mohammed,
Aristotle, Julius Ceaser,
Einstein, Buddha, Socrates, Imhotep . . .
Twenty-two hours
also proved that humans would never agree. Moslems vetoed Christ
and Buddha. Artists vetoed scientists, scientists pooh-poohed the
list of artists. Minority groups complained of Western
Judeo-Christian bias. Feminists objected to every name, and
proposed an all-female slate of candidates.
Consensus?
Forget it. But no answer was the worst answer of all. As
the head of the delegation, I was forced to make a decision. I
sent our reply: "The greatest human who ever lived was the one
who discovered the use of
fire."
It was a cop-out, of
course, since we could not offer a name. All I can say is that we
avoided all problems of race, color, creed, religion, gender, and
sexual preferences,
and someone had to decide.
"Very
good," the Riddlers said. "A most interesting
answer. If you will please wait . . ."
Their ship vanished,
as rapidly as before. This time we waited for over three weeks,
biting our racial metaphorical fingernails. Finally the
Riddlers returned.
"The last question
we will term the question of ethics," their transmission
said. "It is more complex than the first two, so please listen
carefully. Are you ready?"
"We are
ready." But I wasn't sure what the Riddlers meant by "ready," and
I crossed my fingers when I said it.
"Let us suppose that
you are accepted into the Universal Federation of species. As you
expand through the Galaxy, you encounter numerous other star-faring
civilizations.
Suppose that you meet an unscrupulous race, which, following an Earth
tradition, we will call the Bad Guys. The Bad Guys seek to gain
an advantage over humans, but they do not know you well. To learn
as much as possible
about you, they undertake a diabolical experiment. On a remote
Earth-like planet, far off the usual space-lanes and with no
intelligent life, they introduce a tribe of animals genetically close
to humans: chimpanzees, brought there from Earth. However,
by means of an externally imposed
radiation field, the Bad Guys raise the intelligence of the chimps to
match the intelligence of humans. The Bad Guys can then observe
the development of a native civilization on the planet, without ever
allowing their own presence to become known, and they will learn more
about humans.
Do you understand?"
"Certainly.
But we have not heard a question."
"We have not yet
asked one. To proceed: humans, traveling those far-off
regions of the Galaxy distant from the usual spaceways, discover the
planet on which the Bad Guys are conducting their experiment. The
Bad Guys flee,
leaving intact the engine that generates the intelligence-enhancing
field. It is discoverd by the human explorers.
"The humans now face
a dilemma. Suppose that they go away and allow the augmenting
field to remain in operaiton. Then, when the elevated chimps
achieve spaceflight and move beyond their home planet, the brave
explorers will decline to animal intelligence and be unable to operate
their ships. They will inevitably die. The way to the stars
will be closed. The alternative is to turn off the field, allow
the chimps to lapse back to primitivism, and hope that time and
evolution will permit the development of a naturally intelligent
species on the planet. Do you understand all this?"
"Completely."
"Then here is your
question: What should the humans do?"
This time, oddly
enough, there was almost no disagreement among the thousands of human
groups who had fought so bitterly about the answer to the second
question. We could have sent our answer within a few hours.
I waited, but only because it seemed impolite to offer a quick answer
to what the Riddlers
had said would be the hardest question.
Finally I beamed our
consensus: "To an intelligent creature, the loss of intelligence
is as bad as or worse than death. If the radiation field were to
be turned off, an intelligent
species would be destroyed. That is unconscionable. The
field must be left on, and the humans must go away."
"Very
interesting," said the Riddlers. "Thank you. That is
an illuminating answer. If you will please wait . . ."
The ship again did
its high-acceleration vanishing trick. We waited.
We are still
waiting. It has been almost a year and a half since they left,
but there is no sign of the Riddlers.
I do not think that
they will be coming back. We failed the test. It is as
simple as that.
Isn't it?
I would certainly
like to think so.
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