Katherine MacLean

"Katherine MacLean was born January 22, 1925 in Glen Ridge, New Jersey. She received her BA at Barnard College in 1950. She has been a nurse's aide,store detective, pollster, econ graphi-analyst, antibiotic lab researcher,EKG and laboratory quality control technician, food analyst, and currentlyis alternating labwork with writing and lecturing, while pursuing her Master'sdegree and traveling extensively both within and without the United States.She is a member of the Science Fiction Writers of America, the Science FictionResearch Assocation, the Teilhard de Chardin Center, Canada, the Societyfor Research in General Systems, the World Future Society, MENSA, the AudubonSociety,and the American Association for the Advancement of Science, amongothers. She gives her interests as 'science, history, ESP, carpentry, medicine,health, encounter groups, the real future, ecology, psychotherapy, dianetics,'and attempts to 'figure out a way for the earth to survive.' In 1971 she received the Nebula Award for best novella of the year from the Science Fiction Writers of America."-- from The Trouble With You Earth People story collection



"Kiss Me"
Copyright © 1997 by Katherine MacLean, first appeared in Analog, February 1997 issue.

"Night Rise"


Cosmic Checkmate
With Charles DeVet, 1962
The Diploids
Short story collection
April 1981, Gregg Press
Dark Wing
1979, with Carl West


The Missing Man
April 1975, Putnam, Nebula nominee


The Man in the Bird Cage
1971
Trouble With Treaties
Short story collection, 1970
The Trouble With You Earth People
Short story collection, 1980

"Pictures Don't Lie"
Galaxy, 1950's


"Contagion"


Women of Wonder: The Classic Years
Michael Koelsch


"The Missing Man"
novella, 1971, Nebula

"The Snowball Effect"
1952, Galaxy





REVIEWS

Missing Man
     New York in the near future: Everyone lives in the commune of his or her choice, ranging from the Society of Creative Anachronism to Arab enclaves and city neighborhoods in underwater domes. Everyone, that is,unless you are a high school dropout with no prospects but to join a gang, getbusted, then "brain wiped" and sent to the country by the condescending, semi-autistic computer scientists who rule the city's giant central administrativecomputer.
    George is that kind of drop out, but is saved from deportation by a rare skill: the ability to "tune in" to raw human emotion, a sort of ESP. His former childhood gang leader, Ahmed, now in the police force, persuades George to put his talent to work for the city's Rescue Squad, picking up distress vibes from victims and anger vibes from criminals.
     In the inside cover of the tattered paperback [published in 1968] I am holding while writing, Lester del Rey praises this first novel by Katherine MacLean, a Nebula Award Winner. Do any of you SF experts out there know if MacLean ever wrote another novel since? Despite the sixties-bias in her view of the"future", MacLean does a good job painting a world where only a handful of people have original personalities; everyone else merely"catches" the pervasive mood and echoes it. A few gifted individuals like George can tune in to (and thankfully tune out) the variations in the background mood.I hear that there is a current TV show called Millennium on the Fox net work in which Lance Hendrickson uses similar abilities to solve crimes, but as far as we know, MacLean may have thought of the idea first... thirty years ago! Too bad she doesn't explore the implications for advertising.
     George falls under the spell of one of the original personalities among the many shadows, a brilliant teen runaway and gang leader,Larry, who attempts to subvert George's abilities to his own antisocial agenda,while persuading him that the computer scientists are trying to reengineer society in their own image.

--Halliday Piel



The Snowball Effect
     A quite different story.
     A senior university sociologist is challenged to prove the worth of his department- is it all theory, with no practical application.
     He proposes a test of the 'snowball effect'. Can that theory be used on the Watashaw Sewing Circle to increase its membership.
     The experiment proves to be a success. Beyond theirwildest dreams (and nightmares) as the Sewing Circle grows exponentially.



  Kiss Me


Denny's new girlfriend, Laury, was not interested in science; she was busy studying computer applications to business, but she was pretty and she hung around his laboratory most of her free time and happily listened to him explain what he was doing.

This time his laboratory was full of frogs.

"This bunch is from South Africa, and this bunch in the plastic crate,"  he pointed, "they're from Kenya."  He moved his skinny self over to a big damp glass box.  "These are from a lake in Georgia, where they fell into a fishing boat.  Usually people only send in frog falls when they come down in dry territory or on city sidewalks, come down like rain.  Maybe they come down over lakes too, but on a lake, they could have jumped into the boat from the water.  So I don't trust this batch."

Laury stared solemnly at each one, trying to see some exciting difference.  All the frogs were dark brown, or green with spots, or a pinkish tan, and they all had big yellow-gold eyes.  "Beebeeb," said the big one.

"But they all look normal!" she was disappointed.  "They don't look strange at all."  She picked up the biggest tan one from his glass box and kissed it, but nothing about it changed.  It stared at her and puffed its throat in and out, "Reebeeb."

She put it back.  "Reebeeb," she said back.

Denny was eager to explain. "That's what's strange about them, there aren't any tree frogs or desert toads or poison frogs or any of the interesting ones, the frogs people send in from frog falls are always the same three kinds, no matter where they are from."

"Where did you get all these frogs?"  She tapped on the side of the glass box.  Morst of them jumped away from her finger into the water, and some jumped toward her finger and bumped their noses on the glass.

"Ouch,"  she said sympathetically to the ones who had bumped their noses.  "That must have hurt."

Denny was pleased by her interest.  "The whole collection --" he waved at the room full of glass-faced boxesfull of frogs, "was turned over to me by the Charles Fort Foundation.  People are always sending them frogs from sidewalks and city roofs.  They are funding me for a research project on the frogs that come down in frog falls."

"Funding you?"  She looked at him with admiration.  Scientists seemed to have a talent for generating money for their most kooky projects.  "What do they want you to do?"

"Just study their genes. I put it to the university gene finger printer machine.  So far just normal Rana pippens and such.  No lead there." He leaned warmly against her shoulder to point.  "That bunch is from a desert in Arizona.  Look at the date on the label.  They were just sent in this week."

Laury was baffled.  "Arizona? Frogs don't grow in deserts, do they?  They grow in water."

Denny was excited.  "They didn't grow in the desert.  They rained out of the sky.  A rain of frogs.  The bible had something about rains of frogs in Egypt.  But when it happens in a desert, ten or twenty miles from the nearest puddle, people really notice it and save some frogs to look at.  Then I have a chance to get samples."

She was indignant.  "You think I'll believe frogs fall out of the sky? You're putting me on.  How did they get into the sky?"

"Here, read this,"  He shoved a big book into her hands.  "It's a collection of reports about frogs raining from the sky."  Dennis pointed at a photograph of a wrinkled-looking toad.  "Ask me where that toad came from."

Obediently she asked, "Where did it come from?"  She calculated the chances of making a tourist business about frog falls.  Could Denny predict them?

"It was found inside a lump of coal.  That means it's a billion years old or so.  Maybe all frogs and toads came from rains of frogs. Maybe rains of frogs started life on land, instead of lungfish.  Frogs are a billion years old."

She looked at the big one she had kissed.  "They don't look that old."  She thought of putting a million-year-old frog on display. Would anyone pay admission?

He took a deep breath to control his temper and looked at her figure for consolation.  "I don't mean these frogs.  I mean the ancestors of all frogs.  And maybe weare descended from them too.  My theory is that some alien space satellite was set in orbit to seed Earth with life, and it has been cloning frogs eggs and raising pollywogs, and launching frogs down on us ever since Earth cooled and the oceans condensed.  I'm sure that when I map all the frog falls and their dates they're going to show an orbit line around the Earth. With that for a clue I can get an observatory to locate the alien satellite in orbit around Earth and get it on camera launching frogs."  He spun around in glee.  "Ha!  On CNN and the cover of Science!"

"Why would aliens launch frogs at us?"  Laury asked.  "Is it an invasion?"

"Calm down, Laury.  Frogs aren't going to hurt us.  They never have.  They're too small.  All they do is hop around, swim, lay eggs and eat bugs.  They don't live long enough to become civilized and start wars."  Denny started a round of throwing little white worms into the glass boxes.  The frogs' tongues shot out and yanked the worms into their mouths so suddenly the insects seemed to vanish.

"Some of these are adult males.  The green ones say Peeep and the big ones say Reebeeb and Beebeeb are singing to attract females.  They mature to be adults in one year."

Laury nodded, "That's their real problem, too much sex at an early age, retards growth, distracts from learning."

The big tan one in the glass case said, "Reebeeb reebeeb," in a deep musical voice, still staring at her.

"You shouldn't have kissed him," Denny said, "Kiss me instead."

"You never know about superstitions until you try them.  He didn't turn into a prince,"  said Laury.  "But if he's only a year old he'd make a pretty small prince anyhow, still in diapers, so it's a good thing it didn't work."

"But he's an adult."  Denny moved closer.  "I'm an adult too. I'm a consenting adult.  Kiss me.  Maybe I'll turn into a prince."

"Maybe you'll turn into a frog." She kissed him but his green baseball cap got in the way.  He spun the visor to the back, crossed his legs, and tried again.

The big frog sang "Reebeeb,reebeeb!" and hopped at them, butting his nose against the glass.

"He's not very smart," said Laury.  "No kind of invader from a spaceship can conquer anything being so small and dumb.  Maybe they were sent down to be invaders from outer space, but Earth is too sexy for them and they become adults instead of growing up."

"If you put thyroid into the water of the pollywogs they turn to their adult shape when they are really tiny.  The tiny females can even lay eggs."  Denny said absently, watching Laury.

"That's not the kind of growing up I meant.  That's the opposite. I mean -- what can you give them to keep them from getting sexy so they can keep on growing and get bigger?"

"Oh."  Denny looked at the big pink one.  He went to medical reference on his computer and let it search Retarded Growth, Premature Maturity, and Dwarfism, and sat down to read it on the screen.  "It says it's pituitary hormone, low pituitary hormone," he said.  "I can expose some of them to pituitary hormone to increase growth and retard maturity.  I'll write it up as another project and they'll grant me more money.  Grantsmanship. Do you know that frogs have more DNA than humans?  I could claim it means that they have more shapes available, not just tadpole and frog."

He stayed up reading and typing and did not take Laury on a date that night, nor the next night, or any time the next two weeks.  She grew angry and when she graduated with her MBA she volunteered for the Peace Corps and went off to balance books fora community improvement incorporation in Mexico.  It was easy. She had free time to find a beach and let the students try to teach her windsurfing.

In a hotel bar on a beautiful beach she met a handsome man who owned the hotel.  She moved into the hotel for a few years, remaining after the Peace Corps job was over, balancing his books and enjoying water sports in the day, and dancing and lovemaking with the handsome man at night.  Her hair sunbleached a brighter blonde and her tan grew darker.

When the handsome man married a girl who had been chosed by his mother, Laury accepted his apology withan inscrutable smile, packed, wiped out all the hotel's financial records from the computer and shredded all the paper records, and caught a plane back to California.

She found out that Denny had been given another doctorate on his frog research and now had a bigger laboratory and some employees, and best of all he was still unmarred.  She arrived at Denny's laboratory sure she looked more beautiful than ever.

"Honey, I'm back from Mexico," she called out to the back of a man in a green cap wearing Denny's favorite T-shirt.

The man turned and stood up tall. His face was shiny tan and very wide, his eyes were bright gold and very big, and his mouth stretched almost from ear to ear.

He was surprisingly attractive.

"I've never forgotten you," he said in a deep musical voice.  "Kiss me again."

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